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We wish you a Merry Christmas, now and forever

We at The Horn News just want you to do just two things this Christmas. They’re so simple. Sponsored: Become 10+ pounds thinner while you sleep!? Relax and enjoy yourself. And remember that Christmas isn’t going anywhere. Not in our lifetime, not in your lifetime, not ever. No matter how hard the… Read More

Hit pop icon to perform on Super Bowl weekend

Lady Gaga is returning to the Super Bowl stage — sort of. Sponsored: The Safest, Most Effective Pain Reliever on the Market The pop star will perform at AT&T TV Super Saturday Night in Miami on Feb. 1, held a day before Super Bowl 54. The concert will take place… Read More

TV Hall of Fame newest inductee’s announced (one even surprised US!)

Cicely Tyson, Seth MacFarlane and Walt Disney Co. chief executive Bob Iger will be joining the Television Academy’s Hall of Fame. Dissolve up to 10 pounds of pure 100% fat [Sponsored] Geraldine Laybourne, who helped create the Nickelodeon channel and co-founded Oxygen Media, and veteran TV director Jay Sandrich also… Read More

[Heartwarming] Kentucky couple adopts 5 sisters

A Kentucky couple has officially adopted a group of five sisters who they have been fostering since 2016. Cancer Warning: If you make love at least once a month… [Sponsored] Aubrey, 11, and her four sisters, ranging in age from 4 to 10, were officially adopted by Whitney and James… Read More

Thief’s “face-plant” leaves behind DNA, leads to arrest

A suspected robber who face-planted into a Pizza Hut door before fleeing has been arrested thanks to the DNA evidence he left behind, police said. Sponsored: Oncologist Are Freaking Out After A Cause Of Cancer Is Revealed Markell Deshaun Barnes, 19, was taken into custody last week in Albuquerque, New… Read More

Swiss scientists invent new sparkling chocolate (would you eat this?)

Scientists in Switzerland have found a way to make brown chocolate colorful, without adding further ingredients. Sponsored: Disturbing Eyeball Image Reveals Cause Of Memory Issues The Swiss Federal Institute of Technology said Thursday that researchers discovered a method to imprint a special structure on the surface of chocolate that makes… Read More

Pope will fulfill 900-year-old doomsday prophecy in 2020!?

Is the end of the world coming? Sponsored: Set An Alarm And Do This At 9 AM (increases your energy 359%) A source close to Pope Francis may have the answer… if a 900-year-old doomsday prophecy is to be believed. Journalist Austen Ivereigh, who works closely with the Vatican, predicted… Read More

Grocery store thief stuffs shrimp down pants!

A thief stuffed a total of 30 bags of frozen shrimp down his pants in back-to-back burglaries of a Southern California grocery store, police said Wednesday. Artery-Widening Solution NOBODY (in the U.S.) Is Talking About [Sponsored] The man took the shrimp from a Vons market in the city of Riverside… Read More