“On the Holmes Front,” with Frank Holmes
The Biden administration is telling Americans that catching the person who left a bag of cocaine at the White House is like finding out who killed Jimmy Hoffa: It’s never going to happen. But a legal expert says he knows exactly how long the whole process should take—and it might make you even more furious at the president.
The latest, craziest chapter began on Sunday, when Secret Service located a bag of white powder inside the White House.
On Tuesday, the substance tested positive as cocaine.
“I can’t even fathom anything like this being found in the White House, and I go back to the Seventies,” said MSNBC hostess Andrea Mitchell.
To make matters stranger, the drugs seemed to move. Originally, D.C. fire officials announced the bag of cocaine had been found in a library in the East Wing—but suddenly on Wednesday, White House spokesperson Karine Jean-Pierre claimed the drugs had been discovered in the “heavily-trafficked” West Wing.
The Secret Service ordered fingerprint and DNA tests of the baggie, but the results haven’t come back yet. Jean-Pierre said, “Let’s let the Secret Service do their job”—the same Secret Service that helped Hunter Biden wiggle out of a handgun charge and seems to have intimidated private businessmen to keep their mouths shut about their business deals with the Bidens.
The White House says we may never find out who took the powder to the White House, and then took a powder.
“It’s gonna be very difficult for us to do that, because of where it was,” a White House official told Politico.
They didn’t change their story when people pointed out 24/7 camera coverage, that Secret Service agents handle all the bags, and other surveillance measures.
“Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught,” the unnamed official said. After all, the area is “a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.”
But legal experts aren’t buying their schtick.
“This literally should take them about 30 minutes to solve,” Mark Morgan, a former FBI agent and acting commissioner of the Customs and Border Protection Agency, told the conservative website Just the News.
Every single person who passes through that part of the White House has one thing in common: “They’re accounted for. There’s a manifest. There are cameras,” Morgan continued. “I was there countless times. I put my cell phone in that exact box that they’re talking about. I know it well.”
“This literally should take them about 30 minutes to figure out whose cocaine it was,” he said.
Another source with firsthand knowledge of the area backed him up. “I do not believe for even one minute that the Secret Service doesn’t already know who had access and that they’ve narrowed it down to just a few people,” former Congressman Jason Chaffetz told Fox News on Thursday morning.
Most people outside the Bidens’ orbit think they can narrow down the suspects’ list to one name: Hunter Biden.
As the GOP’s probe into the First Son heats up, Joe Biden has staged more in-person events with his son, who famously had (or has) a compulsive crack habit.
Hunter was at the White House Friday, just two days before the drugs were found—and he has a history of leaving behind important items, like his laptop.
“Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden?” asked President Donald Trump on Truth Social.
“I think it’s nice of them to make Hunter Biden feel welcome,” said former Clinton pollster and conservative pundit Dick Morris when he heard officials found cocaine at the White House.
Dick Morris on cocaine found at the White House: "I think it's nice of them to make Hunter Biden feel welcome." pic.twitter.com/LoxAlMOaiS
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) July 5, 2023
Even gambling bookies are so sure, they’re willing to lay their money on Hunter Biden, all the way.
If you bet $100 that Hunter Biden brought the white stuff to the White House on the gambling website SportsBetting.ag, they’re willing to pay you $170.
The rest of the odds aren’t even close: Other guesses include Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, who visited the White House along with his team last month; “One of the Jonas Brothers,” the brothers group that toured 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in December 2021; Angelina Jolie; Elton John; Snoop Dogg; Selena Gomez; Tom Brady; and Paris Hilton.
Who owns the cocaine found in the White House?
Hunter Biden +200
Travis Kelce +800
One of the Jonas Brothers +1000
Angelina Jolie +1200
Maddox Jolie-Pitt +1200
Ariana Madix +1200
Member of LSU Lady Tigers +1400
Member of UConn Men’s Team +1400
Snoop Dogg +1600
Edward Lee +1600… pic.twitter.com/4BVHQccWvy— BetOnline (@BetOnline_ag) July 5, 2023
If White House officials know, they aren’t saying.
When a reporter asked, “Do you know how cocaine got into the White House?” Joe Biden just smiled ear to ear.
“Do you know how cocaine got into the White House?”
Biden: *Smiles*
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 5, 2023
“Whether it was a series of staffers, who apparently might be deeply involved, or one staffer or Hunter Biden himself, it doesn’t really matter. The reality is that you have a president and a White House that have a disregard for the law,” said Bobby Charles, a former assistant secretary of state at the U.S. State Department’s Bureau of International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs.
“They really don’t care,” Charles said.
The Biden administration’s cast of coke-heads and incompetents can’t find who leaked the Supreme Court decision that overturned Roe v. Wade: Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization.
They can’t identify the mysterious “Big Man” whom Hunter Biden was “holding” 10 percent of his dirty foreign influence-peddling schemes for.
They can’t find the mysterious source of fentanyl and methamphetamine that are killing more than 100,000 of your relatives a year.
They can’t find at least a million “gotaways”—illegal aliens who just disappeared into the American homeland—including 900,000 from the beginning of the Biden administration through last August and another 87,631 last December alone.
The Biden administration can’t find accountability, they can’t find solutions to any of your problems, and they can’t find the heart to care.
Isn’t it about time they found their way to the door?
Frank Holmes is a veteran journalist and an outspoken conservative that talks about the news that was in his weekly article, “On The Holmes Front.”