by Frank Holmes, reporter
While radical liberals may hate this country and everything patriotic Americans stand for, they always choose the worst possible spokesperson for their cause. And they just did it again.
When the Democrats wanted to appeal to feminists, they nominated Hillary Clinton—the unhappiest screeching harpy in America.
When they wanted to impeach WWE hall of fame member Donald Trump, they got Adam Schiff—the weakest-looking liberal male in the country.
And this week, when they wanted to abolish Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), they called up a congressman who can barely speak English and scored a six-figure salary.
You’ve probably already laughed about him before.
Rep. Sri Thanedar, D-Mich., earned huge mockery over his looks and English language proficiency after he introduced a bill to impeach President Trump last year.
The English-challenged Democrats started off his press conference on Wednesday by contradicting himself.
“We must, we must reform ICE,” he said, stumbling over every word like legos in a pitch-black living room. “But it looks at this stage, folks, ICE is beyond reform. ICE is totally out of control. And this week, I intend to introduce a bill to abolish ICE.”
“We need to make ICE go away,” said Thanedar, sounding like a preschooler telling his wish list to his bored grandmother.
Conservatives immediately responded with the most hilarious comments.
🇺🇸 #America
Indian Rep. Shri Thanedar, who can barely even speak English, announces he’s introducing a bill to ABOLISH ICEHe knows that most Indians in America came illegally or through fraud pic.twitter.com/jxYjP2vOFX
— Indian Invasion (@IndianInvasionN) January 15, 2026
“Democrats’ Perfect Spokesman: Guy Who Struggles with English Demands We Abolish Border Cops,” said the conservative website Twichy.
Aside from his speech patterns, Twichy criticized his appearance, accusing him of “trying to cosplay Johnny Mathis and his eyebrows are drawn on thicker than someone’s Grandmother. To top it all off, he’s barely five feet tall. Sir, stop yelling at us when you need a step stool to see over a podium.”
“Tell this foreigner to go pound sand REAL Americans back ICE and ICE’s mission,” said Nick Sortor, the investigative reporter who blew the lid off Somali daycare fraud in Minneapolis.
“Honestly, I’d back ICE deporting this loser, too,” he added.
“The dude can barely speak our freaking language while pulling this stunt. SEND HIM BACK!” said Eric Daughtery of FLVoiceNews.
“This guy looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island,” read one popular comment on X. “No way this bill ever gets passed!”
But while MAGA Republicans laugh it up, Thanedar is fronting a serious agenda to overturn America piece by piece.
Dude needs to abolish going out in public looking like a maniac pic.twitter.com/9FERlWJPbd
— CUJO (@dudefromthe303) January 14, 2026
The far-Left Democrat accused ICE agents of every crime imaginable, including murder.
“We do not need the murders! We do not need this paramilitary organization’s members on our streets, terrorizing U.S. citizens, terrorizing moms, terrorizing our children!” he said.
In a press release last week, he charged ICE with “decades of terror tactics,” without specifying any particular instance of “terror tactics” aside from the killing of Good in self-defense.
He said the immigration enforcement “agency’s structure consistently produces harm instead of justice”
“We must fundamentally change the way we approach immigration,” Thanedar said.
That’s the real problem. Democrats want to shut down ICE, keep the administration from keeping President Trump’s campaign promise to protect American families, and erase headlines showing that last year the United States experienced net negative migration for the first time in 50 years.
Thanedar has been the funny-looking frontman for an extreme agenda to dismantle the Trump administration for months, beginning by impeaching the president and everyone in his administration.
Even his fellow Democrats made sure his impeach Trump effort went nowhere…at least, not yet.
Thanedar also tried to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.
And then, last December, Thanedar introduced a bill to impeach War Secretary Pete Hegseth “for issuing orders to kill everybody.”
He claimed Hegseth ordered a double-strike attack on a Venezuelan drug boat “to finish off survivors,” which the Indian immigrant congressman pronounced “sur-WHY-wurrs.”
His accent may be funny, but he’s part of a much broader push which just showed its hand.
🚨 JUST IN: Indian Rep. Shri Thanedar has a breakdown on the House floor in favor of his Impeachment Articles of SecWar Pete Hegseth
"His actions are not just reprehensible but illegal! Hegseth must RESIGN or be impeached!"
PATHETIC. What an utter clown.
Pete's HERE TO STAY. pic.twitter.com/tIWHIus3Cq
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) December 12, 2025
This week, a well-respected “liberal” outlet called for a “reconstruction” of the entire country.
It’s not just ICE; it includes packing the Supreme Court and several other steps to create its ideal, democratic socialist paradise, like California on soy.
“ICE abolition must be included,” said the article from The New Republic. “Democratic DAs need to arrest ICE agents who break the law.”
The writer tried to entice Democrats to sign on by insisting that his whole abolish-America agenda “is already a majority proposition” with voters, Republican and Democrat. After all, Hate-Trump neoconservative-turned-Democrat “Bill Kristol called for abolition. This isn’t some fringe left thing.” (Emphasis in original.)
Of course, the plan is pure radical fringe, to drown the country in illegals, give them amnesty, and create a new, permanent majority for Democratic socialists.
Luckily for us, they put their goals out in public—and they named the most ridiculous official ever elected in the history of Congress as their salesman.