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Good cop takes tiny ass for a ride… but it’s not what you think!

December 2, 2015 By: Stephen Dietrich

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A suburban Oklahoma City police officer picked up an unusual subject found wandering along a rural road.

Norman police Officer Kyle Canaan says it took a little pushing, pulling and some animal feed, but he got the miniature donkey nicknamed “Squishy” into the back of his patrol car and out of harm’s way Tuesday morning.

Canaan responded after a woman found the animal on the loose. She told local media she had a pen to keep the donkey in but no way to get it there.

The officer tells TV station KFOR the animal fit perfectly in his vehicle. He says, “I rolled the window down for it.”

The woman who found Squishy says if an owner doesn’t come forward, she plans to keep the donkey.

The Associated Press contributed to this article.

About the Author

Stephen Dietrich

Stephen is a U.S. Army veteran with over a decade of combined experience in political commentary, economics, and news.

Comments

  1. Kimberly says

    December 2, 2015 at 11:08 am

    Squishy in the back the police car is adorable!! If his owner comes towards, or the kind woman who found him steps in, I’m sure he’ll be going to a good home.

    • bear says

      December 2, 2015 at 3:23 pm

      Good man, officer Canaan.! Thank you sir!

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