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Cat in the Hat for president!?

July 27, 2016 By: Stephen Dietrich

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Voters who think presidential candidates Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton fall flat can now choose the Cat in the Hat.

The Cat announced his candidacy Tuesday in Springfield, Massachusetts, outside the childhood home of Dr. Seuss.

He also announced his running mates —Thing 1 and Thing 2.

The Republican newspaper reports the Cat said through a spokeswoman that he would be willing to release his tax returns.

The Cat’s platform includes working with Red Fish and Blue Fish to address ocean conservation, working with the Lorax on the environment and working with Sam I Am to address hunger.

The event served as the official launch for the new Random House book “One Vote, Two Votes, I Vote, You Vote.”

The Associated Press contributed to this article. 

About the Author

Stephen Dietrich

Stephen is a U.S. Army veteran with over a decade of combined experience in political commentary, economics, and news.

Comments

  1. twykes says

    July 27, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    What the heck is this.
    Make some sense.

  2. Coggin says

    July 27, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    I love it!

  3. Arthur Hartsock says

    July 27, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    Maybe they can recruit Senator Cruz to read the Cat in the Hat on their political ad. Maybe he would get the joke.

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