by Kylie Handler, editor
Liberal comedian Patton Oswalt has gone on a crazy Twitter tirade, again.
Oswalt is well-known for his anger against every little thing that President Donald Trump does, but this time Fox News host Greg Gutfeld took to Trump’s defense.
Did the comedian win the Twitter fued, or did the tv host have the last laugh? You be the judge.
In the first round of this feud, Patton attacks Trump’s proposed tax bill.
Is there any going back after this #TaxBillScam? To America? Does it matter now if Trump is impeached? There’s no America now. Not the one we knew. Sorry, feeling real despair this morning
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2017
And Gutfeld comes right back at him with a hard hit.
these parody accounts have to try harder https://t.co/zpSrKZjSl0
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 2, 2017
Ding ding! It’s Oswalt’s turn…
Oof. Comedy pointers from Greg Gutfeld. Does this mean I can give exercise and diet tips? https://t.co/ob2vHi1Z7A
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2017
He tried to hit Gutfeld with a joke, but it doesn’t hold too well.
See what he did there? He went on wikipedia & found out I edited Men's Health 20 years ago! Comedy gold, people! (Note: I don't blame him; he's not exactly on top of things;) https://t.co/8jW26zjXtO
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 3, 2017
And round two goes to Gutfeld! Can Oswalt come back from that blow?
See, the joke is I'm out of shape & eat poorly, so I have no business giving out health advice. You're comparatively awful and clueless when it comes to comedy. Which you just proved by missing the joke (and being defensive about it) https://t.co/bGMd3FVT0Z
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 3, 2017
Well, he tried at least….here comes Gutfeld with another nice jab.
deep breathing…calm yourself. everything is going to be fine. Go outside! talk to someone! https://t.co/a8juPY8fIu
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 3, 2017
We’ll see if Oswalt can come back from that…
"Calm down" from the guy with three exclamation points and and two typos in his Tweet. Sure Greg. Are you being chased? https://t.co/782IM3b7J0
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 3, 2017
Oh no! The grammar police has arrived to the fight. Better watch out, Gutfeld!
just havin fun, comedy sheriff! the last bastion: typos! Patton Oswalt – not just a comedy cop, but a typo deputy! Show us your comedy badge and tell us what's right, bitter man! https://t.co/FjDdshQXvG
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 3, 2017
And now, it seems as though Oswalt thinks that he is winning this argument….how odd.
Greg, you have the saddest "fun" I've ever seen someone have. I'm gonna let you go, this feels cruel. https://t.co/9eyeUeq9SC
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 3, 2017
Gutfeld charges in for another blow! And just like that, another round won!
Damn, the comedy sheriff announces he has better things to do! Okay comedy sheriff! Ride off into the sunset! (note PO: I handed your ass to you. Rather than face a logic-problem, you relied on the "I'm a comedian and this rube isn't" trope. And it failed you. Night. 😜😜 https://t.co/owLa8tsNvB
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 3, 2017
Is this the best comeback Oswalt could come up with? Really?
You’re not a comedian. Got it. https://t.co/d84D6GMbyi
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 3, 2017
Gutfeld charges in for blood this time…
never said i was, comedy sheriff! And that's my point. When you're exposed for your emotional, irrational outbursts untethered to fact – your reflex is to say, "you're not a comic." Fine. You're still an emotional hypocritical wreck. Deal with that. https://t.co/gjeRcC6sWN
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 3, 2017
And Oswalt is so thrown off, he couldn’t even finish his tweet.
I’ll try, Greg. I’ll t-try. Oh God I pruh-pruh-promise I’ll…(wracking sobs) https://t.co/GM7CaigM0D
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 3, 2017
Seems pretty obvious who won that feud: Gutfeld!
Sorry Oswalt, but the tv host got the last laugh on that one.
–Kylie Handler is a news editor for The Horn News