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Check out this hilarious “fix” to Bernie Sanders’ campaign ad

January 22, 2016 By: Stephen Dietrich

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Someone made a small, but hilarious, fix to socialist Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders’ latest campaign ad.

Enjoy, comrades:

Bernie For Glorious Leader from Aleister on Vimeo.

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Stephen Dietrich

Stephen is a U.S. Army veteran with over a decade of combined experience in political commentary, economics, and news.

Comments

  1. Charles Smith says

    January 22, 2016 at 10:59 am

    Why would anyone vote for Bernie Sanders. He is a avowed socialist. Now do we really want a President who is a socialist.

    • Sara Parker says

      January 22, 2016 at 11:09 am

      He is everything we fought AGAINST in World War II !

      The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money!

    • d wright downs says

      January 22, 2016 at 11:11 am

      Yes, I am for Bernie Sanders. He is a socialist democrat…same as Franklin Roosevelt turned out to be.

      • Bill Madden says

        January 22, 2016 at 12:08 pm

        Stupid is stupid…..

        • Brena says

          January 22, 2016 at 2:21 pm

          We don’t need a glorious leader. We ONLY WANT A HONEST ONE. THESE PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN IN FOR SO LONG THEY ARE SENILE. IN MY OPINION THEY SHOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO SERVE 4 YRS. NEED FRESH MINDS.

      • jim says

        January 22, 2016 at 12:26 pm

        Ole bern is a Socialist/Communist Fossil, worked out great for RUSSIA, CHINA, N KOREA, etc etc didn’t it????!!!, and the US under Socialist barry, NO JOBS, HIGH TAXES and NOT just the RICH!!! DUH!!!

      • Wendy says

        January 22, 2016 at 1:46 pm

        You talking about that guy that gave us a whole alphabet soup of agencies (which all need operating budgets) that make laws-by-any-other-name without going through Congress like the Constitution requires?

        EAT UP THE ALPHABET SOUP! CLEAN OUT THE PANTRY!
        (This campaign slogan for sale for a mere $1M, the price of only a few hundred thousand toss-it-in-the trash-can mailable flyers! Act now!)

      • Robert Berry says

        January 23, 2016 at 5:48 am

        You ignorant fool…..Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, North Korea, North Vietnam…and billions of our tax dollars and millions of lives lost to Communism …including our own soldiers…and you want to vote for a communist?…..Because why?…..

    • Peter says

      January 22, 2016 at 11:40 am

      We got one now!

    • jim says

      January 22, 2016 at 12:24 pm

      We have one NOW, look at all the MESSES ole SOCIALIST barry has made!!

    • Wendy says

      January 22, 2016 at 1:48 pm

      Well, last election, it came down to a Socialist or a National Socialist. Some choice.

    • Conjetta Condra says

      January 22, 2016 at 4:19 pm

      We already have one.

    • D. Lee Johnson says

      January 22, 2016 at 5:43 pm

      we are a democratic socialist country: to give up socialism we have to give up: social security, medicare, unemployment insurance, the entire military system, the VA, our national highway system, the state college systems, community college system, and much more. The is no question about this, if you do not see this you are in denial.

      • Robert Berry says

        January 23, 2016 at 5:52 am

        As usual….you people have half the truth….and for this reason you would continue the damage?

  2. richard says

    January 22, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    Bernie Sanders is a lying puke. He rallys the ignorant desperate victims of the Obama / Hillary social experiment failed. Giving us our train wrecked economy. These nut jobs that follow pie in the sky voted for Obama, they are too stupid to realize they are there own worst enemy. Throwing away their vote to make the same mistake they always make. They think money falls out of the sky targeting the rich as there mantra for flunkies. What happens when they leave our country? Even the wealthy cannot collectively fix the run away spending of Washington’s tax and spend junkies and posturing elite so called. His whole game is election rethoric to rally the useless idiot vote. He tells his blinded minions how smart they are ,to grease them for there vote. While our nation falls behind. His economy would decimate our country. False promises of free education/party indoctrination medical,and controls on big company’s is all they have to sell taping into public frustration for votes.they never talk of reversing the damage their party has done or suggest a logical solution. The reason is for what ever he promises the price tag will be paid by his voters in higher taxes. The only way to fix our country is to infuse more cash thru competings successfully, reining in spending, cutting government in half. A windfall in itself. Stop the destruction of economy with policies that illegal and do not work. Bernie advocates for a destructive economy for a liberal sellout to a new world disorder. He cares nothing about our country. His maligment idea of a fix is more grease!!!

    • Jackel says

      January 22, 2016 at 8:59 pm

      This isn’t new. Those who favor socialism always make the moral case for it. The truth is, maybe they actually believe in it, but in the real world, socialism harms, it weakens the economies of countries that have tried it. It just does. Weaker economies hurt everybody in them. Socialism kills incentive, opportunity, freedom. It is the opposite of what America is all about. Look, socialism always harms the people it claims to help the most. It handicaps them, leaving them weaker, less self-determined, less free.” — Bobby Jindal

  3. DALE DAVIDHIZAR says

    January 22, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    I AM NOT A BIG POLITICAL FAN BUT WE NEED TO FIND A PERSON WHO GET US OUT OF THIS MESS WHAT WE HAVE NOW IS NOT WHAT WE NEED. THE REASON I AM NOT A FAN IS OPEN AND SHUT WE ARE IN TROUBLE, SERIOUS TROUBLE. REALLY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED TO LOOK AT THE WAY WE ARE GOING, THIS WORLD OF TECH, IS EATING US UP, BIGGER AND BETTER IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER. I GREW UP IN THE 1950’S WE DIDN’T KNOW IT, BUT WE HAD IT PRETTY GOOD, AND WERE PRETTY HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAD, TODAY YOUTH AND GROWN UPS THINK WE NEED ALL THIS TO MAKE LIFE EASIER, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME AND SPENDING IS OUT OF CONTROL FOR TOYS, SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT.

    • Conjetta Condra says

      January 22, 2016 at 4:20 pm

      Please turn off your “caps lock.” It is very hard to read your message when it is all typed in caps.

      • Peter says

        January 22, 2016 at 9:53 pm

        I think he is trying to make a point. And he is right! He is angry just like the rest of us. This country is going down the sh*tter. Spending more isn’t going to solve our problems. Sanders is a socialist f*ck. Barry tried starting us on that road. USA is the land of opportunity. Do something, I am, and without the government’s help. Bull if I’m going to stick future generations (my kids) with this amount ($17 trillion and rising) debt. Get off your your lazy *ss and do something. YOU ARE NOT OWED ANYTHING!

  4. Linda says

    January 22, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    He honeymooned in Russia. WTF.

  5. Wayne A says

    January 22, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    My girlfriend is from Sweden.
    #1 complaint: “Taxes are killing us”.
    Thanks but I’ll write my own checks Mr Marx.

  6. Justin W says

    January 22, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    In a sane world Bernie Sanders would be relegated to fringe candidate status. In today’s Democrat party this guy is beating the party’s scandal-plagued favorite.

    • Wendy says

      January 22, 2016 at 1:41 pm

      In a sane world, EVERY candidate would be beating Pillory.

  7. Wendy says

    January 22, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    Wonder how many people don’t make the connection? I mean, I was born in the Cold War and I’m only guessing at the tune (more from descriptions of it than actually hearing it). Would a millennial even have a clue?

  8. Dewey Ketner says

    January 22, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    1 difference between politicans a
    Lawyers
    Politicians are born liars
    Lawyers spend 10 yrs in school
    Learning to lie
    So they both end up in the toilet
    As someone you can depend on.
    There is only one candidate who has
    Made it to success by using the truth
    As his hammer. In business, if you lie,
    you are dead in the gutter.
    Trump is not a republican! He is just
    using Grand Old Pukes as a vehicle
    To the Oval Office.
    Oh for the days of, FDR, GENERALS
    PATTON A LEMAY, MEN WHO COULD GET A JOB DONE NOW!!
    It takes a cast iron constitution to get
    The facts lined up effectively, institute
    an effective program, steam roller it to
    A successful conclusion and NOT give
    a dam that you are called
    TOO AGRESSIVE, among many other
    Not so nice names. When you wear
    Pearl handled six guns, nobody even
    thinks about giving you any Bull.
    AND THE MEDIA IS THE BIGGEST
    SPREADER OF BULL.
    My father, born in 1897 said, Son
    believe Nothing you HEAR, maybe 1/2
    Of what you SEE, and take a Good
    SECOND LOOK !! Amen.

    • Conjetta Condra says

      January 22, 2016 at 4:22 pm

      FDR?! Seriously?!!! He STARTED this socialist mess.

  9. Signpost says

    January 22, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    If it wasn’t for the socialist liberals there would be nobody to spit on.

  10. Constitutionalist says

    January 23, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    The thing is, there’s never been a communist government on this planet; they’ve only been socialists who CLAIM they’re working toward the “classless society”(indeed!). But check your history; every single time there’s been a genuine socialist takeover, millions upon millions die, and a far greater number suffer.
    Voting for a socialist simply puts you on the list of those who are to die soon. Look at Hitler(“democratic socialist”), Stalin, Mao, hell, even Ho Chi Minh; virtually everyone who supported them died, most likely because the foregoing people(and i use the term loosely) thought, “Well, if they’ll betray their own country, they’ll betray us, too,” so they had these morons killed – after all, if one sees the results of their policies, they’d be right to fight against the “fearless leadahs.”

  11. Constitutionalist says

    January 23, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Oh, and i forgot to mention: near the founding of this country, socialism was tried!
    A group of colonist came here under some royal governor or other, who declared that all would work common fields and all would share alike in the proceeds(after the “leaders” got to skim off the top, of course). What happened was this: the slackers, realizing that they were going to get as much as anybody, did little-to-no work; the diligent, realizing that their strenuous efforts were going to benefit those who did the least, also slacked off. That winter, approximately 90% STARVED TO DEATH.
    The following spring, a new plan: Everyone gets to keep, sell, and trade what they grow or make themselves. Surprahz, surprazh, surprahz, the colonists prospered.
    Walter Williams, a professor of economics at George Mason University, says the following:
    “Communism and socialism is [sic] seductive. It promises us that people will contribute according to ability and receive according to needs. Everybody is equal. Everybody has a right to decent housing, decent food and affordable medical care. History should have taught us that when we hear people talk this stuff — watch out!”
    — Walter E. Williams(1936- ) Columnist, Professor of Economics at George Mason University

    America needs no more socialists, period. Check out the following:
    “The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”
    — Norman Thomas(1884-1968) six-time U.S. Presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America
    Source: 1948 – from an interview during the presidential campaign,
    [Ed. note: Norman Thomas and Gus Hall, the U.S. Communist Party Candidate, both quit American politics, agreeing that the Republican and Democratic parties by 1970 had adopted every plank on the Communist/Socialist agenda, and they no longer had an alternate party platform on which to run.]

    So, the wealthy bastards sneaked it past us while we were asleep at the wheel.

  12. richard says

    January 24, 2016 at 3:58 am

    Bernie is pushing the same policies of his communist idealogs Obama /Hitlery the objective being destroy the US from within. They enlist the scum that has risen to the top holder pelosi lynch using bully tactics by the DOJ IRS spying by NSA of Americans all held together covered up by the media and the regressive party, that all need their heads examined.they continue to defy and obstruct investigations exposing extreme corruption at every level of The Obama administration deception of duplicity. Attacking the foundations of our constitution to fundementaly prepare us for the socialist communists utopia. The have deceived their own party to thinking they will share power and all the problems they created to weaken us will suddenly disappear. Most of Bernie’s Voters never lived under communism, there addicted to hope and change that never comes at some point the betrayal will be evident to the usless idiots. That’s when the useless idiots become the biggest threat to the facist they put in power and must be dealt with, its a process. We have all ready gone thru the demoralization phase of political correctness mind control and are in the distabillization phase, liberals. will only awaken when the boot is applied to there collective loving arses.

  13. richard says

    January 24, 2016 at 4:52 am

    The regressive have been successful along with sellout Rinos with dividing the American people all inclusive Mexican Blacks jewish Asians Russians Europeans Arabs Indians that believe in this great experiment America. Lawbiding good productive citizens now understand our freedoms can not exist if we our self do not stand and protect them as we would our own families. Americans should not be fighting Americans. The more corrupt leaders become the more the weight of that corruption will crush us like a house of cards. It is time for a great leader to lead a great country. A strong leader with high energy, we need to step away from the haters that want to destroy us. Contrary to all media attacks haters are barking orders to attack Donald Trump at every turn. I was a student of political studies in college. I will state emphatically that if Trump is not elected the US and its protections of citizens will no longer exist. The Bible warns nothing said about this country in end times except for destruction. Its up to us to read the writing on the wall and seriously consider Gods warnings. Everything happening around us is screaming if we fail the whole world fails. A Godless world disorder is a failed delusion that has been prepared for a false and self indulged world. Hypocrytes and deceivers take heed. There is only one candidate Trump. The rest are false decievers with the same agenda being controlled to usurp Our destiny. Pray for our country.

  14. John says

    January 25, 2016 at 1:52 am

    Bernie Sanders is not a communist. He is the only presidential candidate that will help the average American. What better way to shock and awe the big corporations and wealthy. Maybe than they’ll realize that they need to fairly share the wealth of our country or there will be big changes to our political system. He won’t be able to make big changes in one or two terms but his election will be a wake up call to the greedy wealthy people that buy our elections with money.

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