Hillary Clinton spent Sunday trying to sell coasters… and getting absolutely ripped to shreds for it.
As President Dnald Trump hosted the first professional sporting event ever held on White House grounds with the UFC Freedom 250 event Sunday, the two-time failed presidential candidate posted a message on X demanding respect for “the people’s house” and linking to a store selling branded hats, coasters, and stickers.
“No matter what, it’s not his house. It’s our house,” Clinton wrote.
The man who carried her husband’s nuclear football had some thoughts about that.
Retired Air Force Lt. Col. Robert “Buzz” Patterson, who served as President Bill Clinton’s senior military aide from 1996 to 1998, carrying the President’s Emergency Satchel, known as the nuclear football, and acting as operational commander of all military units assigned to the White House including Air Force One and Marine One, fired back on X with a response that immediately went viral across conservative social media.
“Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that ‘people’s house’ you’re suddenly so precious about,” Patterson wrote. “I saw it all up close for two years.”
“While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation,” Patterson continued. “The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable.”
“You lecture about ‘respect for the institution’ while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off.”
“And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place — vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the ‘people’s house.'”
Patterson closed with a message that needs little elaboration: “The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls. Sit down, b****. The adults are back in charge.”
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Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years.
While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and… https://t.co/dCpahYIzAW
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) June 14, 2026
Patterson’s 2003 book “Dereliction of Duty: The Eyewitness Account of How Bill Clinton Compromised America’s National Security” was a New York Times bestseller.
The book documented his two years working inside the Clinton White House.